do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat
Making fun of your internet friends like
someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool
late night breakdowns are my speciality
Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns
"are u left handed or right handed?"
I don’t know who’s slower, my wifi / my grandma